glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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