I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i drank out of a bidet.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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