? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.