So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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