This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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