why didn't you poke me back
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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