Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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