I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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