the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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