I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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