But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?