think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.