I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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