I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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