My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We are all done wearing pants today
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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