i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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