dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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