I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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