when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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