It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
i need some magic done to my vagina
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