you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize
