Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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