also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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