He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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