oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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