omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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