i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
false alarm, still single
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Randomize