he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
vagina is talking i cant
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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