Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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