does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
foreskin is a definite game changer
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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