well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
