i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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