Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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