Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it