You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.