And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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