And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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