i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN