jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Everything about him screamed your future.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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