This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Randomize