soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
this is an emotional support booty call
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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