At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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