She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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