I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
