This is not my ceiling
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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