Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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