I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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