My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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