just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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