just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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