you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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