So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He kissed a someone with a penis
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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