Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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