All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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