What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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