3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
