doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
not ubering you a puppy
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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