shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
where are you?
Hypothermia
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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