We won't sleep together?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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